Are you feeling a bit down?

Needing a bit of a facelift?

Do you feel things are sagging?

Have you become a bit droopy?

Do you get a sinking feeling when things are a bit heavy?

You keep going for so long and then things snap?

Don’t worry it’s going on all around us

Even the best suburban gardens have their fair share of age related incidents

And I’m happy to say there is an easy cure for all this

I’ve heard it’s readily available at the Big Green Barn


The Hills Hoist in my back garden is showing signs of all these symptoms and can’t wait for the cure to come to our house.

Restringing along with a scrub down will commence maybe as soon as Thursday