Everything is out of whack here at home this week
So just for fun here is Friday’s post on Wednesday
(Thank goodness for the email funnies that arrive in our inbox!)
This one is for all the Golfers out there 🙂
50 Shades of Golf
Four fellas, long time mates had been going on the same golfing trip to St. Andrews for many years.
A couple of days before the group was to leave Jack’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going.
Jack’s buddies are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to St. Andrews only to find Jack sitting at the bar with four drinks set up!
‘Wow, Jack, how long you been here, and how did you talk your old lady into letting you go?’
I’ve been here since last night! Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife comes up behind me, puts her hands over my eyes and says ‘Guess who?’
I pulled her hands off and there she was wearing a nothing but a see-through nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom.
There were candles and rose petals all over the place.
Well turns out she had been reading 50 Shades of Grey and lying there on the bed were handcuffs, a blindfold, and ropes!
She told me to put the blindfold on her them tie her up and cuff her to the bed.
So I did.
Then she said ‘Do whatever you want.’
So…..here I am!
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Thank you so much for all the comments and email message you leave – not only have I been lax in replying to them but I have also have been very lax in visiting you all. I certainly hope to get back on top of it very soon.