Heres a little joke for you courtesy of our Inbox – I thought it quite funny

It’s 2012 and it’s Olympic time in London. 

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman want to get in but they haven’t got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover.  Tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.  “McTavish, Scotland. Discus” he says, and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.  “Pocklington-Smythe, England. Pole vault” he says, and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.  “O’Malley, Ireland. Fencing.”

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