Theres something about those corny jokes/riddles that come along with the paper hat and sometimes a little charm type gift inside the crackers we put on the table at Christmas. 
They sort of make you laugh but theres always a pull of the mouth and a funny noise like a groan to go with it. 

Clearing up this afternoon I found 4 small pieces of paper tucked inside a book.  I know I was looking at this book Christmas afternoon and must have put them there as a bookmark – and then promptly forgot about them. 

So here for your enjoyment are the four most memorable but misplaced jokes –  in our house – from Christmas 2010.

Q.  What did the hat say to the scarf?

A.  You hang around while I go on ahead!

Q.  What is yellow and white and goes down a train track at 100 miles an hour

A. A train drivers egg sandwich!

Q. What did the martian say to the petrol pump?

A. Take your finger out of your ear whe I’m talking to you!

Q. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede

A. A Walkie-Talkie!

Corny indeed but we love them lol